KITTIES!
It may have been whimsical, spontaneous, myopic, and downright irresponsible. Nonetheless, Lena, Adam, and I recently adopted some feral kitties we found on the internet. I would suggest you avoid looking in the community>pets section of craigslist if you’re at all inclined to fall in love with free, adorable, desperate looking animals in search of a good home.
These kittens are maybe 5 weeks old and have been separated from their mommy for at least a week now. They smell bad, have diarrhea, whine a bunch, and have fleas….but LOOK at them. Are they not the cutest? We’re a little worried because the cream colored one has a fat belly and probably has worms. He seems constipated because when he poops his little feet tremble and he makes a scrunched up little poopy face (cute overload). But in a week we’ll have them on the deworming medicine and everything should be okay.
In the meantime we’re trying to come up with names for these little fatties. Right now they seem too small to even have proper names. If anyone has any suggestions let me know. We’ve been throwing around these names for the orange guy:
Feyd, Wade, Dark Matter, Jaleel, Bumpy, Killer, Malalo and Quaimpy.
And for the calico girl:
Misha and Pony.
But we’re having a hard time coming up with something that sticks so if any one has any ideas we’re open to suggestions.
Also, if anyone has any kitty health tips or advice please let us know.
5 Comments
such a good idea…kitties.
twombly
jesus (sp. pronounciation)
wy’east
melkor
morgoth
ungoliant
shelob
chief
the baron
automato
grazblo
THC
arwen evenstar/Undómiel
frodo/brodo
friskoom
dwisdum
anita anedeed
hussein al’dipya
mohammad (just don’t depict him)
Sarah/Rebecca/Rachel/Leah
Abraham/Isaac/Jacob
Mateo
Doug
Tahoma
Gitter
Rasdy
Wasdyp
Mua Dip
Modern Arnis
Ishmael
Doom
Kanye
Zabars and Fairway
Kitty 3 and 4 or just 3 and 4
Broadway and Amsterdam
Lake and Wood
Misha and Mushka
Isa and Bella
laser kitties!
what about nazdu for cream baby?
i love you and your kitties too.
oh yea, hawaii is AWESOME. more nooz soonz.
ugh, too cute. boca. or maybe tug? i like short names for kittens. but please nothing like meowy sir meowsome. who am i kidding, i know you are going to name them all that anyways.
yes yes, but DO THEY SHRED or what? Can you use them to make some fucked up JingleCats meets snoop dogg meets slayer dance remix? or are they going back in the box? (at least one should be named Maud’Dib, if not all)
I’m really glad you’ve taken in these kitties, but thanks for the tip about the community>pets section, I will steer clear.